Turtle Life » LOL Cats http://kayelless.net The counter-culture weblog of an artistically challenged artist Mon, 17 Oct 2011 05:42:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Wake up, Daddy! http://kayelless.net/blog/2010/09/26/wake-up-daddy/ http://kayelless.net/blog/2010/09/26/wake-up-daddy/#comments Sun, 26 Sep 2010 15:16:45 +0000 Editor http://kayelless.net/?p=7222 http://kayelless.net/blog/2010/09/26/wake-up-daddy/feed/ 0 How to give your cat a pill in 20 easy steps http://kayelless.net/blog/2009/07/24/how-to-give-your-cat-a-pill-in-20-easy-steps/ http://kayelless.net/blog/2009/07/24/how-to-give-your-cat-a-pill-in-20-easy-steps/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:16:48 +0000 Kayelless http://kayelless.net/?p=3794 12. Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take another pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour one cup of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches

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